After Christianity, it’s on to Masonry

September 22, 2009

New York - Dan Brown, the author of controversial books Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code, has released his newest work, The Lost Symbol, yesterday, at the local bookstore.

The story of Mr. Brown’s protagonist, Robert Langdon, is resumed after he found and procreated with the last remaining descendant of Jesus Christ and killed a few cardinals in the Vatican to strengthen the Catholic Church.

Of his new book, Mr. Brown said “There’s never enough controversy you know,,, There wouldn’t be any problems in the world today if only everyone wasn’t filled with so much love and compassion. The world needs more hate and misunderstandings of other cultures.”

The Pope and his chicks will have orgies of relief in the traditional Catholic style, since Christianity is not the target of Brown’s book this time around. Instead, it will be the Masons, who will be glad that their “secret society” will receive a few google hits. Basically this is an ordinary and clichéd case of where everyone is happy.